322 followers motherducker

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them


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baracknobama:

im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye


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cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth


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camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.


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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me


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rebagled:

"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"

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nahlou:

i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves 


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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?


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cheetahpeople:

when someone compliments you

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guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right


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halloweewee:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN


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suicunesrider:

when u get online before ur friend and there’s big news in ur fandom

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llaannsolo:

Tears of laughter are being cried rn.


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#shrek 

planitia:

infinityankle:

littlestbug:

irrevokable:

cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.

MBOW

MWEB

Yeah but can we talk for a second about how the cat’s name is McLovin

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