Quacky The Duck

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

rupelover:

Inspired by this.

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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preciousegg:

going into a boss battle completely unprepared because you didnt realize it was coming

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nutella-fandom:

When I accidentally say a spoiler

if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

skypestripper:

when someone you barely know jokes on you

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guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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theogblackjesus:

youngharlemnigga:

reina:

nhbhbvgvgbghhbh TURRRRRN!

This shit hard!

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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