actual duck

jerkofficial:

looking back at your first url 

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(Source: twinking)

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

allteensrelate:

"when i was your age-"

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claphne:

child

why u scream

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

oh. my. god.

there’s finally Netflix in my country.

i think i’m going to cry

wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

(Source: jewishsanta)

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(Source: thesassycat)

(Source: fifthharmony)

stunningpicture:


Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

(Source: existentialfuck)

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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(Source: lindsaylohoean)

trust:

"omg I love your bag"

 ”I love yours too”

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dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

(Source: garysgalaxy)

m4rcobodt:

when u open some food in front of ur friends

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