"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!
i miss the old nicki minaj
sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble
*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
gu ys just looka t this dfucking deer look at its horns but look at the wya tis face is look at how he looks at the camera like u w anna fkin go
I thought so too, person whom I don’t know.
I thought so too.
I just shaved. touch my leg.
you are friend
i like you smile
smile human smile i love you
Swiggity swag the friendship stag