i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them
im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye
i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth
my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.
i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right
BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE
[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]
WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE
[PUNCHES A WALL]
COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE
[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]
THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN
when u get online before ur friend and there’s big news in ur fandom
cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.
Yeah but can we talk for a second about how the cat’s name is McLovin